Stewie

The most intelligent/maniacal/deviant one-year-old you will ever see in your life, and clearly the best character on Family Guy. Seth MacFarlane is such a damn genius.

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

Stewie is a bad-ass muthaf****. Don't mess with the best.

by paper and pantry October 6, 2005

stewie diver

Nickname for the Australian $5 note. A stewie diver = a fiver

i was sitting in the front line of the strip club, i wanted a lappy (lap dance) but all i had was a stewie diver

by Howard C Bonapart January 19, 2010

going stewless

To not have sex with Paul Metcalfe's mom.

Dude, I totally want to snarf Paul's mom, but I can't. I guess I'm going stewless.

by Earl from America April 24, 2019

pulling a stewie

the act of walking around in public while pulling out your nose hairs and indiscriminately flicking them about.

Can you believe it? Ryan was pulling a Stewie in the office today, he even got one on my desk.

by lonerangeroo December 5, 2011

Stewney

When a intoxicated individual is sitting on the toilet making a bowel movement and proceeds to vomit on their own genitals

"AWW fark'n gross....ya dropped a stewney in ma toilet"

"yeah well what woud ya prefer to clean up....shit or vomit?"

by skheaze February 18, 2011

stewpeed

1. stupid

2. the mother of stew who peed

1. OMG! he's so stewpeed!

2. Stranger: Who are you?

Stewpeed: I'm the mother of stew who peed.

Stranger: Oh! So you're Stewpeed.

by peterpede August 2, 2011

stewd fruit

Referring to someone who is really high or drunk.

We had to take Riley home early last might, he was really stewd fruit.

by Digger September 21, 2005