MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY

any of several tropical and subtropical treelike herbs of the genus Musa having a terminal crown of large entire leaves and usually bearing hanging clusters of elongated fruits.

MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY is a banana that he will shove up his ass until he starts to bleed

by Friendswood high school for ki April 14, 2022

Sterling High School

Sterling High School is a small school in South Jersey which consists from the biggest dykes to the largest fights. Sterling is a breeding ground for "knights", which are more or less inbred crackheads. Waking up to Sterling Knightline every morning and ending the day by getting your cheeks clapped by Mr. Redman for not having your ID. Our locks are attached to our lockers because someone used it as a weapon a few years ago, so it's safe to say we'll do whatever it takes to get out of actually doing work. The bathrooms were designed by a blind person on LSD apparently because it is so fucking unbearable just to take a shit. You have the snobish high class royalty of Stratford. They may seem quiet and socially awkward (which they are) but they are also secretly judging you quietly. You then have Laurel Springs which are just diet Stratford kids. You then have the crackheads of Somerdale. Most of the STDs in Sterling single handily come from Somerdale. You then have the crazy psychos of Magnolia. A strange combination of racist, sexist, braindead kids. The smart Magnolians went to PVI or CCTS just to get away from the "hoard". They are a bad influence to the towns around them, converting them to their cult like way of life. I have yet to actually meet someone from Hi-Nella. The sorriest excuse of a town, more or less a road with 3 brick apartments. Seriously though do you guys even exist? Oh.. and Go Knights!

- JRJ ;)

Kid 1: If I have to hear the High Ho Remix one more god damn time I am going to blow my brains out.

Kid 2: Yeah man, I wish I went to CCTS instead of Sterling High School.

by uncle-adolf December 20, 2019

Sterling Middle School

Better school at route 7
Full of eggheads

Better people than Seneca
New fights every week
Kinda cool
Kinda dead
Full of heada$$e$
Full of perverted male teachers
Aloooot of Hispanics
Headache
Jail
Retarded ass school
Trash
Shitty

I go to sterling middle school

by Smssmd June 1, 2018

Satan's Starling

The bird or birds that are cherping outside of your bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. They are often more active when you are hungover or feeling particularly unwell, making the experience worse.

Todd: Damn, you look terrible dude?
Glenn: God damn Satan's Starlings woke me up at 5:00am this morning... little bastards!

by buckonz November 23, 2009

Sterling High School

from a small town in south jersey. everyone in that school thinks they’re the shit when in reality it’s only because of daddy’s money. the girls who play field hockey and soccer think they own the place while the football “jocks” mainly consist of weirdo freshman that like to take pictures of people and make fun of anyone that looks different than them. most of the white guys get hurt over nothing because their masculinity is fragile, and because they have nothing better to do than complain about their life because they have faced no hardships whatsoever. there are some fucking weirdos though. on the other table we have the racist, homophobic, and ableist kids who say “ret*rd” and make gay jokes when in reality they act more gay with their friends than actual gay people. the school board doesn’t give a fuck about us because and that’s another reason why we don’t have buses but somehow we have a soccer field, a track, a football field, a fitness center, a pool, a batting cage, a baseball field, a kitchen for specific cooking classes, etc but yet we can’t afford to fix the air conditioning or the heating because the schools temperature is fucked up.

- written by someone who actually pays attention

person one ; “i don’t understand why Sterling High School only cares about showing sports related things on Channel 19”
person two ; “that’s because they have to cover up the fact they’re a shitty school with shitty people in it so they latch onto the fact that they have hella sports teams.”

by gore film May 31, 2022

sterling high school

The worst fuckin place to spend your junior year.

"Mr. Vogts is a fag"
"That's rough dude. Do you go to Sterling High School?"
"Does Max Dutton like that dick?"

by kstov November 5, 2017

sterling coffee situation

the act of licking someone's asshole.

That girl is a definite sterling coffee situation.

by ialsohatepeople August 7, 2011