step dad

A big fat ass hole which 99.99999% of kids who have one hate.

Mike: "Hey, wanna go out later stan?"
Stan: "Yea, anything to get away from the ass hole step dad"

by ToxicPaddy December 9, 2008

step dad

Okay, A step dad or step father is someone who is a asshole or jerkoff they think once they move in after the real dad is gone, they have all the say so around the house. They make you do pathetic chores around the house they claim to own. They often yell and cut you down or cut your real father down so they look better. Personally, I think they suck and need to get they're head kicked in.

billy: "you suck so much..my dad is so much better then you"

step dad bill: "billy, go mow the lawn and when you finish that, you need to chop wood for the stove! i call the shots around here buster!"

billy: "yeah yeah..fuck you"

by motelrooms July 27, 2006

step dad

A stupid man with no self esteem who takes it all out on me... he has affairs swears and screams, verbally and physcially abuses everyone, has my mom on an allowance even though he personally has over a million dollars in his daddys inheritance...is always my 'dad' when it comes to grounding or physically abusing, but totally steps out when it's time for driving or any other thing that would require anything on his part. Enjoys stirring people up, as in turning off my TV and breaking off my door so I don't have one anymore and he can look in while I am changing. Has lots of affairs and doesn't see anything wrong with this. Unenrolled me at my school when I made honor roll and told everyone it was because I failed out. Pretentious asshole.

don't call that motherfucker my dad, he's my step dad.

by hi there my name is susan June 26, 2007

step dad

A replacement baby daddy who's there to pay up for you and the kids that aren't his. Very handy.

Dayquan in my babies' new step dad! He's a real man who don't care that everyone had their turn with me <3 he looks after my bastardly out of wedlocks while I party at dah club doing me!

by Faye Von Castro January 29, 2015

step dad

Some jackass who cares about 1 person, himself. He decides that once your real dad is gone, he is in control. He decides to call your real mom "honey" and "baby" and other crap like that. They decide to make do all of this crap for no reason.

Me: "I'm so happy I live in Connecticut"
My New Friend, Bob: "Why?"
Me: "No more step dad!"

by The Guy on Main St October 16, 2007

step dad

What kids call the man their divorced mother remarried. See: Step Father Or asshole
He is a complete jerkoff and abuses his power over his step children.
They are usually calling their wife "baby" or anything stupid along those lines.

Person A: B, can you come over my house today?

Person B: Naw, the asshole thought it would be nice to groud me this summer for not doing one of my chores.

by Stabby91 July 7, 2005

STEP DAD

STEPDAD: the MAN who changed your shitty arse, cleaned up your sick, put a roof over your head, took you to school, bought you new gear and read you bedtime stories while your real dad was out living his batchelor life...

Those are nice trainers...

Thanks, my step dad bought me them

Wheres your real dad?

Out wasting money...

by CMPR November 19, 2011