Stelter is the name for the highest amount and density of bullshit possible, bullshit including not only direct falsehoods, but mind numbing twists and intentional omissions to fit a narrative. The extremely high bullshit output of this mainstream media pundit is the level of bullshit taken in by his viewer's brains.
Moving up the mainstream media bullshit scale from smallest to largest - watching CNN for a short time (under one hour) is considered a Deuce. Watching for ah hour to an hour and a half is a Deuce and a half. Watching for two hours to four hours is a Double Deuce. Watching CNN for an entire day would be big and messy ! So big it would not flush ! It is called a Stelter !!! This could cause a Pink Sock (look it up in the Urban Dictionary)
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