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Michael Steele Second

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A Michael Steele Second is destined to replace the New York Second as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.

A New York Second is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.

A Michael Steele Second is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.
Man 1: If I were offered that job, I’d have said yes in a Michael Steele Second!

Man 2: You and me both!
by Politic Ric November 10, 2010
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A man that goes to Nashua high north and has a huge penis. He is also very tall and has a huge obsession with the pittsburgh Steelers. He makes girls panties fall off as he walks by
Steele Stratton is soo hot. He also hates girls named gwyn
by Steele stratton December 12, 2017
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steele city steamer

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when your in pittsburg and you really gotta take a shitsburg, you go to the hood and find a rusty set of monkey bars and hang upside down and crap in your face!
yo homie imma roll down tha block and take me a steele city steamer on tha get right ya dig!
by big donny steam pipe November 26, 2009
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Peter Steele

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The 6' 7" lead singer, bassist and composer for the Gothic metal band Type O Negative

Also see the band: Carnivore

Born in Brooklyn, New York

Known for his intelligent humour, deep voice and gargantuan, HUGE balls

"I wrote this next song on the toilet, that's why it sounds like shit"
I built myself a nice little cageWith bars of anger and a lock of rageI can't help asking Who's got the key?When I know damned well it's me -Peter Steele
by FuckYouYouFuckenFucks April 2, 2010
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A wonderful and beautiful woman that you just can't stop thinking about. A very chill but very fun and entertaining person.
If you ever get the chance to meet a girl named Stellie, she's a keeper, one you never want to let go.
by xXRubidiumXx November 24, 2010
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Steelies

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The stock wheels of a car without the hubcaps, usually black. These wheels were massed produced cheaply from steel to keeps costs down as oppossed to more exspensive better looking wheels.
That Civic is rockin his steelies, probably saving up for some better looking wheels.
by ferio252 January 22, 2007
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Steele

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Usually born in the south, a Steele is typically outgoing, smart, funny guy who will always brighten your day. Not to mention he is the perfect example of the quote, “It isn’t the size of the wave it’s the motion in the ocean”. Even though all Steele’s have above average genitals. A Steele is stubborn as a mule with anybody but when he cares about someone he’d take a bullet for them. Lastly a Steele always show the upmost respect for woman that he cares about.
Girl: Did you hear, Stephanie is dating Steele. She says he’s the best guy she’s ever been with in all categories.
by Internet_Based_Facts December 23, 2017
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