slayballs

to slay but in the less cringe way.

“That is so slayballs”

by rayaballs November 5, 2022

Strawballs

The name of someone whose balls never see daylight. A sexually inactive man.

Strawballs is staying in again tonight!

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

spagballs

When your Dad dunks his balls into your spaghetti.

"Dad I can taste your ball's in my Spaghetti again..............damn Spagballs

by fart patrol September 29, 2019

stabalise

It's like when you get a bird preggers... then realise she'd a ho so you drop one in her stomach.... You stabilised the situation....

"Yo Tracy, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna stabalise yo vagine"

by TheStud2013 October 7, 2013

stabalise

To stabilise a 'pregnancy' situation using ones fist into a females womb.

Tom was a young man, his girlfriend selfishly got pregnant.

Tom was not happy when Tina packed on the pounds, gained mood swings, lack of sex, grumpy, frumpy, rather lumpy in leather....

Tom waited for Tina to be sick.... When he crept up behind her, removed her panties and stabalised her womb with a blunt toilet brush.

by William-Shakespeare November 4, 2013

Shizballs

A user who posts a LOG of bullshit

That dude is shizballs

by KKode June 12, 2011

stabalise

To remove ones pregnancy with a sharp object, thus stabilising ones situation.

I say, I came home one evening to the news that my beloved wife, Clara, was pregnant. I proceeded to go to the sword case to retrieve the medieval longsword and headed back into the library.

Clara lay there as I stabalised the situation with sword, repeatedly poking her womb. All is well now, but i ruined a bloody good sword.

by DanielMurphy October 7, 2013