sianched

When you get sideswiped and you never saw it coming....

"Oh shit girl, you just got sianched"
"I thought I had a piece of cake in the fridge but when I went to eat it, it was gone. Damn I just got sianched"

"I'm glad I left Duval county since they went blue for Biden"

"Girl, we glad too.... #youjustgotsianched"

by Hizzlebadizzle November 3, 2020

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

by LairBear June 13, 2015

scrunched

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.

Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too

by jordynday_ November 23, 2016

stouched

Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.

Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.

by paulatinum April 24, 2009

Slauncher

the act of chugging your drink when someone calls it. Slamming your drink all at once.

Troy: Slauncher!!!
Brian: FUCK, we just chugged a minute ago!!!
Troy: Do it!!!
Brian: If I puke, it is your fault!!

by T & B July 22, 2009

Staunch Ballbag

An alcoholic drink which consists of a hot pint glass fresh out of the dishwasher (or run under the water of a sink at its hottest setting) filled to the brim with rack/well gin, and consumed as a shot.

"Our friend said he'd have a shot of anything - so we conspired with the bartender to fix him up with a Staunch Ballbag"

"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"

by stankybferrigno October 18, 2012

stonched

To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017