Jason Statham

Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"

by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018

Stathis / Στάθης

God status, absolutely unbeatable

God, I wish I was a stathis / Στάθης

by DefinitelyNotAceZeon July 23, 2021

Johann Sathianathen

Hot af guy who gets all the girls and is good at everything he does.

OMG it's Johann Sathianathen stealing my girl and breaking all the world records.

by Julian maravilla May 5, 2019

dylan statham and william hadaddin

Dyl and Will are the best people ever. They have a YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl” together. They are very genuine and their content is amazing.

Go subscribe to Dylan Statham and William Hadaddin’s YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl”

by languehadaddin November 27, 2020

stathamrection

An erection acquired through watching multiple Jason Statham films.

Hey look! He's about to rent both Transporter movies and Crank 2. That's going to give him a massive stathamrection.

by StathamHater November 6, 2009

Stathakis

A common Greek surname derived from the root word Stathis meaning good stability.

Joe Stathakis supports love peace and hairgrease.
Anna Stathakis has a Greek accent.

by The greek Geek August 10, 2009

stathism

To misuse the English language due to being of Cypriot descent, and also quite stupid.

Can be the inappropriate use of a well-known saying, or getting the words wrong.

A reference to character Stath from Stath Lets Flats on Channel 4.

"Welcome to meet you" is a Stathism, also
"Better than lifes bread"
"For he's the fellow"
"You old wise feather"
"The early worm catches the thing, the dirt"
"that means the world and his wife to me"

by CheekyChops December 24, 2021