stalkaholic

someone who is addicted to stalking,whether it is a celebrity, former boyfriend/girlfriend, or animal; a way of saying someone is obsessed about something

"I want to know what color Jon Walker's toilet is."

"You're such a stalkaholic, Jenny!"

by Natalie Disco April 6, 2007

stalkerish

Can be used when defining a certain creepy behaviour by someone of the opposite sex (or even same sex)

That dude is getting all stalkerish on me.

by rugbychick February 24, 2005

stalkerized

when you are officially considered a stalker

we got caught stalking him now we are stalkerized

by suspicious_pandicorn March 6, 2016

Stalkcation

Noun; A long distance stalking vacation timed around the location of a former lover, celebrity crush, or relationship undefined worthy of creeping on.

Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.

I peeped her insta and she all up in the 4seasons. so I banged out some PTO for a stalkcation AND

DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.

Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.

by kungfumermaid March 28, 2016

stalkative

When a person shows a behavior similar to a stalker, he has a stalkative behaviour.

"He's been staring at her house for three hours..."
"Damn, he's stalkative"

by Tactical April 3, 2004

stalkerish

If someone seems to be doing a little bit of stalker activity but isn't quite a stalker

maybe they keep on at you or bothering you in some way or maybe just done something thats a little strange

he keeps texting me.... arrgghh

wow... that's a lot from one person... that's rather stalkerish.....

god dammit its her again - leave me alone!!!

by ooosh! February 6, 2014

Stalkering

The process of using stalker-like tactics to figure out the mental or emotional state of another person in lieu of just asking them.

The person receiving the attention is being stalkered.

Not to be confused with stalking, in which the person is actually obsessed with someone.

Bob: "I wanted to see if Megan was over her ex, so I logged into her Verizon account to check out how often they still text each other."

Bill: "Wow that's some clever stalkering, what did you find?"

Bob: "They were texting at 3 AM the other night. I'm gonna dump that ho!"

by Nacho Rodriguez November 20, 2011