Stachiester

Someone who has a hatred for mustaches and or beards/ someone who dislikes facial hair.

"Ugh! Mikey, did you see Tony's mustache? It looks like crap." Jeremy said.
"Bro! Stop being a stachiester!" Mikey replied.

by TypicalSquid July 26, 2018

stacheitory

When a grown man attempts to grow a mustache, but the end result resembles what appears on the upper lip of a prepubescent teen (male or female).

The the patchy tufts of hair hair growing on Danny’s upper lip formed a perfect stacheitory.

by Five-high-guy June 5, 2021