stabbity

inclined to stab or appearing inclined to stab, at persons or things through aggravation or other stabworthy moods.

I'm so fucking pissed off at my job that I just want to go stabbity on my coworkers

by drunkenmarauder January 22, 2008

staar test

THE WORST MOTHER FUCKING TEST YOU HAVE TO TAKE FOR 4 MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN HOURS!

AND THE TEACHERS MAKE US DO IT!

i took the staar test today

by The king of fat May 11, 2017

stabbacre

To stab multiple people at one time or event.

Did you hear about that stabbacre at the mall? I heard two people died and six wounded.

by thundermen June 7, 2016

Noodle Stab

To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development

Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab

by AD2013Fan May 27, 2013

Stabbed Rat

Something that moves very quickly.

When I hit the nitrous, the car took off like a stabbed rat.

by Smerrk November 1, 2016

Staav

A useless ass clown that resembles justin beiber and will remain a virgin the rest of his life. Often found doing the following things:

1. Masturbating
2. Playing Halo
3. Being a chaunce
4. Suckin' dick

Jake: My roommate is such a staav.

Colin: Why?

Jake: All he does is stink shit up and play halo.

by fevemeister March 14, 2011

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019