sri lankan 

the maddest fkn race in the goddamn world!! if i find out who u r mudafkr ill fuk u up so bad

sri lankan by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Sri Lankan Government 

An on-going fuck up kept alive by a dying boomer generation anxious to milk as many resources as humanely possible.

Did you hear about Hasini's latest screw-up? She really pulled a Sri Lankan Government on that one.

Sri Lankan Government by Made.inSL June 14, 2019

Sri Lankan spider hold 

The Sri Lankan spider hold is a finishing move you use to absolutely fuck someone up in a street showing no mercy and absolute precision.

This trick is a highly dangerous manoeuvre used by only idiots

Did you see joel preform that Sri Lankan spider hold he fucked that kid up

Sri Lankan spider hold by Bigboi647 May 28, 2020

Sri Lankan cricket team

Something that used to be good, but due to a combination of shoddy planning, dumb bad luck and inability to replicate previous successes, has become a piss-poor shadow of itself.

"Hey, whatever happened to (some guy)? He was top of his class and now he's homeless."
"Yeah, he's a classic Sri Lankan cricket team."

Sri Lankan cricket team by Not Daniel Alexander January 12, 2021

Sri Lankan Stinkbug 

Where a man takes his partner for a upmarket three course Sri Lankan meal, pays for her like a gentlemen whilst removing his pants and proceeding to wrap a cucumber in aluminium foil before shoving it in his anus and then farting, thus blowing the aluminium foil covered cucumber into the women's eye.

Serbio: I was really horny after watching Slumdog Millionaire last night,
Marcus: Same. Where did you go after you left my apartment?
Serbio: I took Martha out for dinner and gave her a Sri Lankan Stinkbug.
Marcus: I am never speaking to you again.

Sri Lankan Stinkbug by Sonny Morgan February 28, 2011

Sri Lankan Steamer

Person who shits their pants when force is applied.

Bob had a Sri Lankan Steamer after he was punched in the face!

Sri Lankan Steamer by One Two February 6, 2008

Sri lankan peacock 

When a woman is blowing a guy and sticks a feather into his dick and he screams like a peacock

Brad got a Sri lankan peacock form this girl in whistler and hasnt walked right since.

Sri lankan peacock by riley1989 February 12, 2021