snurglar

A teenager who gets up in the middle of the night to stealthily eat all the "comfort food" and deserts in the fridge down to the last small bites.

The snurglar ate all but one bite of the pumpkin pie and all the remaining ice cream

by DBLambert January 6, 2016

Spurglar

A crazy bitch who fucks guys and keeps their sperm filled condom to later turkey baste their way to baby heaven

Man I didn’t know you were married. I’m not I fucked a crazy spurglar bitch

by Thecunt February 4, 2022

Skurglar

An older male on a dating app who tries to appear cooler than he really is. Can be applied to those in real life who appear undatable.

That old bloke at the bar giving you the eye is a real skurglar!

by SkurgSpotter January 1, 2026