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Squidding

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.
Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."
by Flobsmack February 6, 2020
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Squiging

Squiging is a sport whereby 2 individuals* attempt to maneuver past each other through a very tight space. The sport has recently been added to the Olympics.

*There is also a team version of Squiging involving 2 teams of 16 players.
Example 1.
Guy 1: O shit were never going to fit down this narrow alleyway
Guy 2: Dont worry man im a professional Squiger

Example 2.
Guy 1: Hey man did you watch The Squiging on ESPN last night?
Guy 2: yes
by conorob90 February 28, 2011
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squidgits

Abreviation of Squidgy Digits. A person with fat fingers.
His squidgits were so huge i thought they were sausage rolls
by vallantho September 5, 2008
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squidrin

squidrin is a top secret society created by the governing body at caravan club. It wishes to promote squids at events #livelongandsquidrin
by Squidrinlee April 8, 2016
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Squidling

Someone who is quite two faced and a bad kisser.
"Urgh- Lucas is such a Squidling"
by CHMrsS May 29, 2016
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Squidnapper

Someone who instead of kids napping kids kidnaps squids
Joe: Iam going to watch the news
Reporter: Attentetion a squidnapper has been spotted in your area

Joe: What
by Savagecabbage29 January 8, 2017
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Squiddin Out

When your dog lays on the ground, itching their back and face while legs flail and pushes off of your furniture.
*Dog rolling erratically on the ground*
Man 1: "What the heck is your dog doing?"
Man 2: "Watch out, she's squiddin out!"
by TreynocTheGod November 27, 2017
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