squeech

The warping of the two words 'squeal' and 'screech' therefore making the word 'squeech' . A very high pitched noise.

My friend tends to squeech a lot
HAHA! Ethan squeeched!

by Murry & Laurel October 28, 2004

squeech

n.The sound a vagina makes. (not a queef)

v.To perform the sound a vagina makes. (not a queef)

Boy: What is that sound? It's like two pieces of wet rubber rubbing together.

Girl: Sorry, my vagina squeeched

by B-rice Nica-strow February 13, 2008

Squeech

Opposite of chode.

Long Slender Penis.

Dude you have a fucking squeech AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

by Charlie the Panda June 22, 2008

squeech

when something or someone makes a squeaky-high pitched noise.

i heard his brakes squeech when he was driving.

by cimron August 27, 2021

Squeech

The noise a wedding ring makes when you take it off to cheat while on deployment.

Did you hear about SPC Squeech and that SSG?.

by CPL Danger Dan December 6, 2021

Squeech

When a female or one who identifies as such performs an almost Super Human ability to Urinate in such a manor that no facility is needed. In fact while such persons are in upright position with one hand (Right or Left) proceeds to lift the clitoris vigorously in an up and down motion while urination is in progress dispersing like a sprinkler.

Hey can I use your bathroom?

It’s currently occupied friend . Sorry…
That’s ok homie I’ll step outback and take a squeech.

by Thundercunt#1 March 26, 2024

gym squeech

Describing a person or entity that; blames someone else for their short comings, gets away scot free from many infractions in both the workplace and in social situations. Someone who slips through the cracks. An analogy used for a situation like this originating from someone cutting in front of you in line in a gym class exercise.

Nick is a goddamn cocksucker and should stay on his own service counter to serve the customers. I am sick of doing his job for him and when the boss retires some day and Nick will have no one to look out for him, I hope that gym squeech will get whats coming to him.

by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007