slurpyhorsepussy

Very similar to a SlurpyDogPussy except the pussy has taken on characteristics that now show signs of being shot out burnt out and completely worn out. SlurpyHorsePussy is the next evolution after SlurpyDogPussy in the subhumanspecies sex bestiality realm as once Dog Dick doesn't work for that DoggyPussy any longer than a woman graduates to Horse cock and once horse cock gets ahold of that pussy it takes on a completely new and different completely worn out look and it's all bad and downhill from there.

Damn bruh that chick Jillian shit is all mashed up and abused I think shes not fucking with dogs but her shit is straight SlurpyHorsePussy and she's fucking with Horse cock.

by JillianQuist November 20, 2019

Slurp my gooch

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

Purp Scurp

In the youtube video called "smoking" by the comedian kyle mooney, he references a drug such as purp scurp in such a way that makes fun of all the drugs, especially weed, that people do.

"Derd, take out some purp scurp so we can get super sconed"

Dude, are you high?

"ya derd, its perp scurp. Want sum?"

by djlostboy September 28, 2012

SlurpyDogPussy

When a chick has a really loose and fat pussy and stretched out as if she has been getting fucked by k9 dogs.

Man bro I fucked that chick last night and I pounded her for days and still couldn’t cum. That chick has a SlurpyDogPussy.

by SlimJimRazorEdge November 9, 2019

racial slurpee

metaphor: overt, in-your-face racism / derivative of term ‘racial slur’ and 'Slurpee', an ice-cold flavored drink sold by the 7-Eleven company

We're often served a “reality sandwich”; and sometimes, it comes with a racial slurpee.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 19, 2013

Semen Slurping

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

by karqz May 8, 2021

protein slurpy

when you dump your load into a girls mouth

o shes hooked on the protein slurpies, she cant get enough

by stu f. May 6, 2004