An algamation of the words 'Spastic' and 'Cunt'. Invented by Matt in Lopburi as to not offend Belle or Paolo (Who is ghey).
Matt: "I think I might shag your bird tonight pal."
Luke: "Fucking no you wont you little nong spunt."
Luke: "Fucking no you wont you little nong spunt."
by Da_dappa October 08, 2006
" That girl Leah is a HUGE spunt....not a skunt.....,but a spunt morally and socially unacceptable by all members of society not because of her looks but moreover her desire to molest anyone with a dick larger than 2 centimeters. Size is not an issue with this "spunt". You scream.....She creams!
by -----Ceckc------- January 25, 2011
A nicely formed turd, tapered on both ends that pops smartly out of the bung. Also, the sound emitted by said turd.
1) Harpo left a warm glistening spunt on the lawn.
2) The turd burst forth from Harpo's ass with a distince "spunt"!
2) The turd burst forth from Harpo's ass with a distince "spunt"!
by Scarlet Mantooth May 06, 2006
by Harry Malone April 21, 2006
by Dark Angel March 07, 2004
To having spent.
by pocketwizard1978 May 07, 2010
Adjective:
1. The past tense of spun both urban and formal. Implying a sense of disorientation due to stupidity or intoxication of any form.
2. The state of being confused or mentally disassociated from the norm. The state of ones mental ability or lack thereof.
3. To be ironic and/or humorous when implying that both yourself and the subject are mentally compromised.
Commonly used in conjunction with either adjective "correctly" or "incorrectly", but other synonyms are correct as well.
1. The past tense of spun both urban and formal. Implying a sense of disorientation due to stupidity or intoxication of any form.
2. The state of being confused or mentally disassociated from the norm. The state of ones mental ability or lack thereof.
3. To be ironic and/or humorous when implying that both yourself and the subject are mentally compromised.
Commonly used in conjunction with either adjective "correctly" or "incorrectly", but other synonyms are correct as well.
Only someone as incorrectly spunt as him could make such a rookie mistake.
After a long night out she was far too spunt incorrectly to work in the morning.
His tough break-up had clearly spunt him the wrong way.
My friend was finally spunt correctly after he had a good nights rest.
Whatever they gave him had spunt him very wrongly.
He merily declared his mate was clearly spunt incorrectly in the head after tripping over his own two feet.
After a long night out she was far too spunt incorrectly to work in the morning.
His tough break-up had clearly spunt him the wrong way.
My friend was finally spunt correctly after he had a good nights rest.
Whatever they gave him had spunt him very wrongly.
He merily declared his mate was clearly spunt incorrectly in the head after tripping over his own two feet.
by SpyguyScribe May 11, 2009