carpet splunking

carpet splunking

Ah shiiittt, Hunter's looking to rock up! He's carpet splunking again!

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Twat Spanking

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Spanking the other monkey

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

shlunting

The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.

Jacques: What are you doing tonight?
Pete: I'm going shlunting at Infernos.
Jacques: On a Tuesday?
Pete: Yeah, bro. Shlunting is my life.

by Lebanation May 19, 2014

spanking your clit

spanking your clit the female version of spanking your monkey jacking off

teacher what are you doing

student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing

teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class

student yes mam i got you

by littlejimmie June 4, 2019

Taco Bell Spanking

Using a Taco Bell quesadilla to profusely spank someone while they have beans in the ass, sour cream on their butt cheeks, and a burrito down their throat.

Ugh, bend me over and give me that Taco Bell spanking baby!!!!!

by Fat Bitch and Big Laurie January 6, 2022