a person overly arroused by the rectal location of the human body. sometimes a slang for a obviously homosextual male.
"dude that girl's got an awesome butt"
"chill out ya butt splunker"
"that guy is a total butt splunker"
"chill out ya butt splunker"
"that guy is a total butt splunker"
by skullking April 9, 2009
This is one of the most vile and illegal sex moves that can be performed. First you need a very unintelligent girl that trust you and you can have sex with, then you cook her coos coos with saw dust in it so she gets very constipated, then after a week, start having sex with her put two large sewer rats on her back in a cage that is opened on one side to the girls back, then put napalm on the rats, light them on fire forcing them to scratch into the girl. This will cause a vibrating sensation that is very pleasureable for the man.
by courtesySMOSS May 5, 2009
that was so WHOOPSEY SPLUNKERS!
by harrypotterofficial December 6, 2020
by the great wahzoo November 6, 2009
Yo i was so pissed today my boss was acting like such a splunker.
Hey bro how u doing today?
Lifes great bro i feel splunker.
Hey bro how u doing today?
Lifes great bro i feel splunker.
by TheSplunkerHimself October 11, 2017
Be sure to tie off before you go Cave Splunking with that insignificunt kristy shes been a Cave Splunker for a long time
by Sav-a-hoe January 6, 2023