Sploop

A mixture of sperm, blood, and poop.

(cherie)-"Whats that on your pants"?
(christina)-"sploop, probably. I just had anal sex"!
(cherie)-"Youre such an ass slut"!

by SHITTALKCOCK December 6, 2017

Sploop

An incognito way of expressing your desire to smoke a bong. Usually used when parents or children are around.

Hey man, you down to sploop later?

by Crisis31 April 20, 2010

Splooped

The unfortunate event of water being splashed upon your butt while pooping.

I feel like I need a shower! I splooped all over myself!

by Jadyone January 7, 2009

Sploop-Sexual

To be mainly attracted to Big 6'5" Hugarian Males that have extremely hairy chests and clean shaven faces.

Aaron:OMG have you seen Dave recently ?
Adacan:Nah why
Aaron: I think he is turning me Sploop-Sexual!

by BIG D BEAN GREEN March 20, 2023

sploop-doop-n-do-do

The act of having sex.

Hey baby, I'm ready for a little sploop-doop-n-do-do

by Brandon19 November 7, 2006

Sploop

To describe the action of when poo comes out in multiple, small pellets instead of an averagly sized poo.

Lukas: Yo g where were you last night we had a fat moti!
David Mako: Nah my fault bro I had Sploop.

by BIG D BEAN GREEN March 20, 2023

Sploop

Sperm, blood, and poop. Is what you call sploop

Smells like sploop in her who's been having butt sex in hear dam it stinks

by Chaotic316 April 25, 2023