Sploop

A mixture of sperm, blood, and poop.

(cherie)-"Whats that on your pants"?
(christina)-"sploop, probably. I just had anal sex"!
(cherie)-"Youre such an ass slut"!

by SHITTALKCOCK December 6, 2017

Sploop

An incognito way of expressing your desire to smoke a bong. Usually used when parents or children are around.

Hey man, you down to sploop later?

by Crisis31 April 20, 2010

Splooped

The unfortunate event of water being splashed upon your butt while pooping.

I feel like I need a shower! I splooped all over myself!

by Jadyone January 7, 2009

Sploop-Sexual

To be mainly attracted to Big 6'5" Hugarian Males that have extremely hairy chests and clean shaven faces.

Aaron:OMG have you seen Dave recently ?
Adacan:Nah why
Aaron: I think he is turning me Sploop-Sexual!

by BIG D BEAN GREEN March 20, 2023

sploop-doop-n-do-do

The act of having sex.

Hey baby, I'm ready for a little sploop-doop-n-do-do

by Brandon19 November 7, 2006

Sploop bag

A term usually defining a bag that you contain your compost in.

-Hey Rob, where did you put the sploop bag?
-Oh sorry, its out on the counter.

by yeeterskeetergreek April 4, 2019

Sploop

A big looser, no one likes them , smell very bad

Person 1:look at that guy over there

Person 2:what a sploop

by Superduperfungirl April 22, 2019