spifey

a loser who i simp for

god spifey is so gorgeous

by simp4spifey January 18, 2021

Spifey

Cool; Slick; Retro; Sweet; Hip.
In reference to a person or object.

"Wow, that move was spifey!"

"You only wish you were as spifey as me."

"Damn girl, you spifey!"

by Christine Malley April 4, 2008

Spifey

My comfort streamer, my yellow, the guy who makes me happy :)

Spifey is my comfort streamer

by Tapesbyteresa December 30, 2020

spifey_is.very.handsome

Ugly

Person 1: Hey have you seen spifey_is.very.handsome's new video?
Person 2: YEAH, total trash

by Benchtrio July 29, 2021

Spifey

a fine ass man with good style

did you see spifeys new insta post?

by Spifeysleftnut March 17, 2022

Spidey sense

Derived from the "Spidey sense" of the comic book superhero Spiderman, it is generally used to mean a vague but strong sense of something being wrong, dangerous, suspicious, a security situation.

He looked like a student, but something about his dirty shoes and the way he tried to open a locked door totally set off my Spidey sense, so I called campus security.

by JohnnyHoffa March 23, 2008

Spikey shit

When your are taking a shit and it feels like a cactus is sliding out of your asshole.

John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.

Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.

by Defon April 7, 2018