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Spiderman 

Your local idiot who sprays silly string from the top of skyscrapers and thinks he can fly
Emma Stone: Look! It’s a jumper *girly scream*
Jamie Foxx: Nah it’s just that drunk spiderman
Spiderman by uvogin May 21, 2022

mexican spiderman 

Like regular spiderman except way shittier and poorer. And his girlfriend's name is Maria Juanna or some shit.
Jose did you see that episode of mexican spiderman last night?

Spiderman that hoe 

When your having sex with a girl in the doggie style position and when you are about to cum, you cum in your hand and when the girl turns around you sling it in her face like spidermans web
we don't superman no moe, we just spiderman that hoe.

Funky spiderman 

Hanging yourself while having a wank
Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.

the funky spiderman 

autoerotique asphyxiation
The Funky Spiderman: because he hangs himself and shoots web

spiderman dat hoe 

When you ejaculate in your hand and throw it in a girls face.
spiderman dat hoe by Jimmy Green October 10, 2007