Spider Monkey

The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.

Spider Monkey That Hoe!

by Jimmy Longshot January 14, 2010

spider-monkey

the practice of rectal inspection by one's assosciates, as exhibited by the spider monkeys at Auckland Zoo, New Zealand

'hey man, upto tomorrow?'
'not much, you?'
'same here...y'know, I could really use a spider-monkey. It's been a while.'

by zolivia December 9, 2010

spider monkeys

spider monkeys are creatures that lie in the depth of a man/womans bum hair (bush) they cling onto long curl strands and are hard to get rid off

yo turner wen you gunna get rig of your infestation of spider monkeys!!!

by banky11 October 11, 2006

spider monkey

the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.

Look, Spider Monkey's out of control!

by andersonland.org June 20, 2004

Spider-Monkey

A term used to describe one whom you have a large amount of affection for.

Jane: "I love you Spider-Monkey"

Michael "Why thankyou Jane"

by pinklily06 February 4, 2010

spider monkey

When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and he almost has to stand cause the girl is so tall. kind of crouched behind her in a squat postion thrusting hard and fast( like a spider monkey)

Keegan was spider monkey they tall girl almara so ahrd last night

by ridetherockittt November 29, 2007

Spider Monkey

The act of positioning ones arms between their legs and thrusting towards the ground shrieking loudly like a spider monkey.

Tom came home after an exhausting spider monkey with Sherry. Then sherry came home and Tom grundel thundered her (look up grundle thunder)

by Wagner/ Thrasher May 15, 2006