Spider Fucked

So A Spider Has 8 Legs, So If You Are Getting Spider Fucked,
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!

Ryan: "I Skulled Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"

by Heather Marie 916 December 9, 2008

spider fucker

Someone who continuously says they're going to do something but doesn't. Particularly poignant in regards to the purchasing of vehicles.

Ryan that spider fucker still hasn't bought a motard.

by Cptcrob April 21, 2018

Not here to Fuck Spiders

Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.

Can be used as reply to obvious question.

Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Mate look at this"...Barry
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss

2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach

3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"

by Parker26 August 20, 2010

i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"

At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

by rahx April 9, 2015

Not here to fuck spiders

Intentionally offbeat, blunt, and sarcastic Australian humor to exclaim that you mean business and you're not here to waste time.

It's also rhyming slang with "not here to kick the tires" of a car for sale, which has a similar meaning.

1. "So, are we going to the pub or what?"...Jono
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate, let's fuck this puppy."...Sambo

2. "Your first month on the job has been fantastic. Sales have gone through the roof"...Manager
"Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. When I'm I going to get my commission check?...Sales rep

by Khe Sanh July 29, 2020

Fuck Spiders

To piss or fuck around doing absolutly nothing. Going to a place and staring at your mates with a blank look. A call to arms or time of action needed.

Guys we are not here to fuck spiders!

by Sponge69 October 14, 2011

We're not here to fuck spiders

A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.

Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.

"Do you want another beer?"
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate!"

by Johntom March 26, 2008