speng

Speng is often used to describe someone called Thomas, who talks shit most the time.

Adam: Did you hear about the speng?
Jason: Oh Thomas? Yeah he's the right speng.

by NACA Fire And Security December 11, 2021

Speng

The most complex language in East Asia. Founded by the Spengus Kahn.

Person #1: Did you hear Thanos lost his infinity stone?
Person #2: Yatikov al baila! (in Speng)

by BiloMyGundlach November 8, 2018

speng

A cross between a spanner and a pen. A bit of a confusing insult, but it works!

"You're a fucking speng."

by OG Benefits February 4, 2017

Speng

Speng, or the action of being Spengy.
A term used to describe someone who spurts nonsense, or does activities that are generally considered unintelligent.

Alfie and Thomas are being complete Spengs!

by JM_BRIGHT May 28, 2022

Speng

An idiot with no friends who stays at home 24/7

You are a speng

by Mattymus February 11, 2019

Speng

British slang for spastic, fucking idiot or just a faggot

Patrick you are a speng you thundercunt

by DROBSS July 28, 2018

Speng

Sophie caswell is a speng

Sophie is a f*cking speng

by Unknown 123456780 August 2, 2018