speff

Someone who is a geek or nerd.

For God's sake, will you stop going on about FoxPro, Ben! You're such a speff!

by thewomanonthetrain June 21, 2007

Spefert

Sean's form of the word "perfect" when hes had too much beer and wine.

Sean's Mom - "Hey honey. How was Timmy's birthday party?"

Sean - "It was Spefert, maaaaan."

Sean's Mom - "What did you say?"

Sean - "It was Speferrrrrrt."

Sean's Mom - "You're fucked now, bitch. Bend over."

Sean - "Oh. Spefert"

by DylanIsATallRetard August 7, 2009

Speflunking

Sex act based on a hit song from Nordic Death Metal Band "Zebra Death Fart." The act of cunnilingus or fellatio on a partner with severe diarrhea.

After a large supper, Zeus turned to Leta and asked "Would you like some speflunking tonight?"

by DragonToeJoe January 16, 2021

spefal

Spefal - another word meaning the same as special, just spelt different. Normally used for special yet weird occasions.

That video on YouTube is so spefal!

by Dat2SPOOKED February 2, 2018

Speficicity

n.: a degree of exactness, completely debauched in pronunciation by You Need a Breath Mint.

I can't tell you with any speficicity how many toads live in the assgoblin forest.

by You Need a Breath Mint! November 12, 2003

speffer

one who doesn't wear a lot of clothing
not necessarily negative, just a statement.

Oh that girl is such a speffer, but all the guys love her.

by anythingwhitecankillyou May 31, 2009

Spefaffle

An unspecified but small quantity of something

Q: Would you like some cake?
A: Ooooh yes please, just a spefaffle though, I'm watching my calories.

by MikePitt August 19, 2009