He's a spees so atleast sleep with him!
by Tomahawk69 April 6, 2022
Get the Speesmug. by Alexander the Speeer December 17, 2008
Get the Speeingmug. The sudden urge to urinate WHILE shopping with a buddy or while trying to get the key into the locked door of your home when you return from shopping so you can pee.
The Shopping sPee is usually experienced by women of a "certain age" that have had one or more children and is similar to the Sneeze Pee and Laughter Dribble.
It is recommended that women who experience ANY of the above cross their legs immediately, stand completely still and wait for the sensation to pass before running immediately to pee on the toilet seat.
The Shopping sPee is usually experienced by women of a "certain age" that have had one or more children and is similar to the Sneeze Pee and Laughter Dribble.
It is recommended that women who experience ANY of the above cross their legs immediately, stand completely still and wait for the sensation to pass before running immediately to pee on the toilet seat.
You get the groceries out of the car! I have to stand here for a minute...I feel a shopping spee coming on!
by Exsalad January 4, 2010
Get the Shopping sPeemug. by tillspeer3000 March 4, 2019
Get the Spee the tillmug. “This hotel room is covered in spee” - Gordon Ramsey, for some reason
“Only spee came out, since he was nearly ninety years old.”
“Only spee came out, since he was nearly ninety years old.”
by Speeman18 May 15, 2025
Get the Speemug. by Benthetenamen June 30, 2023
Get the Speeingmug. 