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Sparkly Muffins

(v.) Code word for the act of making whoopie, shaking the sheets, fucking, getting it in, smushing, smashing, sexytime, pounding it out, and any other action or name associated with having sex.
Don't come home I am making sparkly muffins with Brice.

It is now safe to come to the dorm room becuase the sparkly muffins have been baked.

I am going to make sparkly muffins with the hottie in my math class all night long!
by Pres of Sparkly Muffin Group September 9, 2011
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sparkelicious

totally cute, pretty, cool, awesome, spectacular, and amazingly wonderful yet totally sparkly!!!
Ashley: Maddie, I LOVE your purse!!!
Maddie: Thanks, I thought it was so cute.
Sarah: Look at all the sparkles!!
Ashley: It is totally SPARKELICIOUS!!!
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Sparkleypoo

One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, the Mary Sue version of Hogwarts, dedicated to the four main categories Mary Sues fall into when a Suethor (literally, a Mary Sue Author) writed fanfic in the Harry Potter fandom.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Mary Sue: Hello! My name is Strawberry Vanilla CocoabutterLove! I'm a slut but I'm so sweet!

Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

Mary Sue: Tee hee!
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
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sparklypoo

In the Harry Potter fanon, a fifth Hogwarts house where the Mary Sues live. Sometimes misspelled as "Sparkleypoo."

The term originated in this fan-comic: http://piratemonkeysinc.com/ms1.htm
"I started reading that fic but the characters all belong in Sparklypoo."
by GMonkey December 26, 2008
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sparkly

when shiny things make pretty lights cuz of the sun...
by jeanie, me September 24, 2006
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sparkly

When something shines, or glitters. Disco balls are sparkly. Lady Gaga's dresses are sparkly. Diamonds are sparkly. Vampires, are not sparkly.
Person 1: Man, look at this sparkly diamond!
Twilight fan: OMG! That's like Edward!
Person 1: No. Vampires. Aren't. Freaking. SPARKLY!!!
by IT'S_OVER_9000 March 14, 2012
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Sparkly Vampire

1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.

The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.

Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.

2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
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