Urban altern-a-chicks and Metrosexuals don't live in apartments, homes, houses, pads or places, they live in 'Spaces'.
'Spaces' are very similar to apartments, but are not apartments. if you call it an apartment you will be corrected ("no, this is my 'Space'").
'Spaces' contain many of the same amenities as apartments (heat, running water, doors, walls, etc.) but have some notable differences:
*A futon or mattress on the floor instead of a bed.
*Furniture is a mixture 'found' and Ikea.
*Beverages available in a 'Space' are limited to tea, organic juice, wine and bottled water.
*Food available in a 'Space' is a mixture of organic vegetables, takeout, and salmon.
*'If it's yellow let it mellow...' is strictly enforced in a 'Space'.
*All art in a 'Space' is made by the inhabitant or the inhabitant's friends.
*'Spaces' are generally found in a low-income area, so the inhabitant can "keep it real" and avoid the label of a 'sell out' or 'Yuppie'. The inhabitant is generally oblivious to the irony of they're participation in gentrification.
*The most likely guest to a 'Space' is not a boyfriend/girlfriend, but a 'partner'. Metrosexuals and couch hippies are also likely to be found visiting.
*'Spaces' are often divided into sub-spaces (listed in order of importance: 'Art-space', 'Cooking-space', 'Living-space', 'Sleeping/Loving-space') and a Shitter.
'Spaces' are very similar to apartments, but are not apartments. if you call it an apartment you will be corrected ("no, this is my 'Space'").
'Spaces' contain many of the same amenities as apartments (heat, running water, doors, walls, etc.) but have some notable differences:
*A futon or mattress on the floor instead of a bed.
*Furniture is a mixture 'found' and Ikea.
*Beverages available in a 'Space' are limited to tea, organic juice, wine and bottled water.
*Food available in a 'Space' is a mixture of organic vegetables, takeout, and salmon.
*'If it's yellow let it mellow...' is strictly enforced in a 'Space'.
*All art in a 'Space' is made by the inhabitant or the inhabitant's friends.
*'Spaces' are generally found in a low-income area, so the inhabitant can "keep it real" and avoid the label of a 'sell out' or 'Yuppie'. The inhabitant is generally oblivious to the irony of they're participation in gentrification.
*The most likely guest to a 'Space' is not a boyfriend/girlfriend, but a 'partner'. Metrosexuals and couch hippies are also likely to be found visiting.
*'Spaces' are often divided into sub-spaces (listed in order of importance: 'Art-space', 'Cooking-space', 'Living-space', 'Sleeping/Loving-space') and a Shitter.
Altern-a-chick:"Come see my new 'Space', I just moved in."
Me:"Do you mean your apartment?"
Altern-a-chick:"No, my 'Space'"
Me:"No"
Me:"Do you mean your apartment?"
Altern-a-chick:"No, my 'Space'"
Me:"No"
by -30- May 7, 2005
by swat1975 August 31, 2008
Commander! You’ve rained on my glorious parade. For this, I’m sending everything I’ve got at you, but I won’t let you have the satisfaction of capturing me. I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!
by Windows Error April 4, 2020
by Anglotard August 25, 2021
by MathPlus December 31, 2019
A vapidly non-descriptive alternative to area, domain, subset, segment. Frequently, and most comfortably, employed by marketing, advertising and public relations professionals in jauntily referring to their own or someone else's narrow universe.
While we are undeniably impacting the lives of the users of PDAs positively, we believe our commitment to sustainability provides a significant and leverageable point-of-difference that will enable us to achieve a better than 50 percent share of the under-30 sub-Saharan market in this space before the end of 2Q09.
by aquamanatee March 30, 2009
Space: Where awareness can go during between and after life and death.
-Also a medium capable of allowing mathematics to communicate communally and in rare cases outside their native habitat after they become self aware.
Not outer space, only inner or between. Outer space is physical while inner space spiritual.
You transit one by shuttle and the other with awareness.
-Also a medium capable of allowing mathematics to communicate communally and in rare cases outside their native habitat after they become self aware.
Not outer space, only inner or between. Outer space is physical while inner space spiritual.
You transit one by shuttle and the other with awareness.
Inner monologue heard in your own voice are thoughts projected by the psyche{not the asteroid},
in to 'space'.
Between space is not safe for a homo sapien to travel between multiverses because it's inhabitants can attach to travelers and become invasive species.
Inner space becomes stranger the further you go. Passing the third inward forces one to act out natural processes.
in to 'space'.
Between space is not safe for a homo sapien to travel between multiverses because it's inhabitants can attach to travelers and become invasive species.
Inner space becomes stranger the further you go. Passing the third inward forces one to act out natural processes.
by Permanent Death January 1, 2022