A fucking shithole full of scummers, one of the worst places to live in the UK. They have a shit football team that are currently sitting at the bottom of the english premier league. The team is so shit that they had to steal local rivals manager and players. They are so shit that they couldn't hold a decent event. This year portsmouth is holding two big international events, one to celebrate the battle of trafalgar and the other is the international vestival of the sea. Southampton can only hold a shitty boat show each year. If you have chance to go to Southampton, don't go there. The only decent thing about Southampton is the option not to go there!!
To find Southampton on the map, look for the arse crack at the bottom of the UK, and follow it right to the shitty base. The you will see Southampton.
by Derick Nobcheese February 24, 2005
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Matt: Yay, i have southampton F.C. tickets
George: Wow you lucky bow *bows down in awe*
Matt: I know!
George: Wow you lucky bow *bows down in awe*
Matt: I know!
by tedfred123 August 2, 2007
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Southampton is a major port and a very historic place. New cruise liners leave it's docks everyday and it still holds all of it's amazing quality.
The Titanic left from Southampton and Benny Hill - the famous comedian - was born here and buried in Holly Brook cementry.
It has one of the countrys leading hospitals in it and a birthing centre which is the BEST in the UK. It was the hospital which featured in the TV Documentry - One Born Every Minute.
It has one of the most supported football teams in the south of England and has such a feirce rivalry with the neighbouring city - Portsmouth - that half the entrys here are very biased.
All in all Southampton is a great place to live and flourish.
The Titanic left from Southampton and Benny Hill - the famous comedian - was born here and buried in Holly Brook cementry.
It has one of the countrys leading hospitals in it and a birthing centre which is the BEST in the UK. It was the hospital which featured in the TV Documentry - One Born Every Minute.
It has one of the most supported football teams in the south of England and has such a feirce rivalry with the neighbouring city - Portsmouth - that half the entrys here are very biased.
All in all Southampton is a great place to live and flourish.
by SouthVet March 1, 2011
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Get the Southampton mug.Southampton Institute with a face lift. Is in fact the second worst Uni in the UK (only because some other dump, didn't submit itself for inspection!)
Populated by 'Students of an Alternative Academia' (aka, Media Studies and Catering degrees)
A scar on the face of beautiful Southampton.
Also known as the 'dimstitute'
Populated by 'Students of an Alternative Academia' (aka, Media Studies and Catering degrees)
A scar on the face of beautiful Southampton.
Also known as the 'dimstitute'
"I say good man, where's that degree you've acquired from?"
"It's from Southampton Solent University like!"
"Don't you mean the 'dimstitute'? FUCK OFF, you Gypsy, go find a job at Maccy D's!"
"It's from Southampton Solent University like!"
"Don't you mean the 'dimstitute'? FUCK OFF, you Gypsy, go find a job at Maccy D's!"
by Alasdair Weeks October 25, 2005
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It's all gone a bit Southampton
Are you guys doing a Southampton?
Used when describing groups who are sexually involved with one another.
Are you guys doing a Southampton?
Used when describing groups who are sexually involved with one another.
by Chumscrubber January 18, 2009
Get the Southampton mug.A high school located on the eastern end of Long Island, New York. 75% of the students look 5 years younger than their age and 100% of the faculty are homosexual. Over the years, Southampton HS has steadily become more and more soft as penalties for contraband such as Juuls become more severe and each senior class leaves, causing the junior grade, consisting of faggots, to become the new seniors. This process has resulted in what we now know as Southampton Highschool.
Principle: “what’s this? An empty juul pod? One week suspension”
Student: “what the fuck? What a Southampton Highschool”
Student: “what the fuck? What a Southampton Highschool”
by Baby Zahn August 28, 2019
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