If america invaded russia during the cold war, they would give the russians democracy.
If russia invaded america during the cold war, they would give the americans standardized health care, and affordable housing.
If russia invaded america during the cold war, they would give the americans standardized health care, and affordable housing.
UN Diplomat: Soviet Union, we thought you guys broke up years ago...
Russian Diplomat: That is what we wanted you to think!
Russian Diplomat: That is what we wanted you to think!
by Field Marshal June 29, 2005
Teacher: we are going to be learning about the Soviet Union
girls: this sucks! can we learn maths instead?
boys:
girls: this sucks! can we learn maths instead?
boys:
by Meme Describer September 03, 2019
by tgay69 March 28, 2019
Greatest world power that ever existed. And all of you who say otherwise should go and read up a bit more before you open your mouth. Russia reppeled Germans twice (WW1 & WW2)plus it also defended the armenians against the genocide attempted by the turks and I am not even going to get into another countless disputes it settled.
It fell because of one pussy named Gorbichov who gave in to the capitalists. If the soviet union would still be here today it would be by far the strongest country/union in the world.
Just because you think Soviet Union was "evil" doesn't make it even close to the truth. Today some countries hate america and think it is an "anti-god" country, but that isn't true either... I admit it had some flaws but who doesn't? Just look at America's current president. National treasure? Think not...
But what it really comes down to is this: Some people just could never understand anothers point of views and vise versa and just bluntly argue their own biased opinions.
It fell because of one pussy named Gorbichov who gave in to the capitalists. If the soviet union would still be here today it would be by far the strongest country/union in the world.
Just because you think Soviet Union was "evil" doesn't make it even close to the truth. Today some countries hate america and think it is an "anti-god" country, but that isn't true either... I admit it had some flaws but who doesn't? Just look at America's current president. National treasure? Think not...
But what it really comes down to is this: Some people just could never understand anothers point of views and vise versa and just bluntly argue their own biased opinions.
by Punkundrcovr69 November 02, 2005
Soviet Union | History
The best country in the entire world, the Soviet Union was created in 1922 after Russia pulled out of WWI. The Soviet Union consisted of 15 republics, and after being yeeted by NATO, they died in a hole.
Soviet Union | Ideology
The whole place was controlled by the Communist Party. Communism meant everyone was equal. An anesthesiologist and a McStalin's worker got the same wage. Everyone was spayed or neutered so EVERYONE could be equal. That's why the population was dropping so fast.
Soviet Union | WWII
In WWII, the Soviet union and Germany had a conference. Here is the context.
Hitler: Hey, let's ************ Poland.
Soviet Union: Oh yeah yeah
But then Germany killed Soviet Union, so Soviet Union raped half of Germany.
The best country in the entire world, the Soviet Union was created in 1922 after Russia pulled out of WWI. The Soviet Union consisted of 15 republics, and after being yeeted by NATO, they died in a hole.
Soviet Union | Ideology
The whole place was controlled by the Communist Party. Communism meant everyone was equal. An anesthesiologist and a McStalin's worker got the same wage. Everyone was spayed or neutered so EVERYONE could be equal. That's why the population was dropping so fast.
Soviet Union | WWII
In WWII, the Soviet union and Germany had a conference. Here is the context.
Hitler: Hey, let's ************ Poland.
Soviet Union: Oh yeah yeah
But then Germany killed Soviet Union, so Soviet Union raped half of Germany.
Vladimir: Hey don't you like the Soviet Union
Citizen 284736593: No
Vladimir: Shit I can't murder you because Communism!
Citizen 284736593: No
Vladimir: Shit I can't murder you because Communism!
by SovietRespublik October 20, 2019
Despite what most idiotic 12 year old americans think(eg truth and justice)the soviet union was not an evil empire.Formed in 1922 by Vladmir Lenin after the russian revoloution in 1917 and civil war the Communistsoviet union or USSR(CCCP in russian) would have been a great place but lenin died early and was replaced by Joseph Stalin who was a communist version of George Bushor Adolf Hitler.Stalin and hitler formed a secret alliance but in 1941 Nazi Germany foolishly invaded the soviet union.The Soviet Red Army was nearly destroyed under the relentless nazi advance.But when the nazis reached Moscow in the winter of 1941 the soviets managed to regroup and counterattack and drive the nazis back.The nazis then focused on the oil fields in southern russia but lost an entire army group(nearly 2 million men)in the factory city of stalingrad in the winter of 1942.The nazis final offensive at kursk in 1943 was stopped at a heavy cost for the soviets they had the nazis on the run and by 1945 they reached the nazi capital of berlin and after a bloody battle the red flag was flying over the german Reichstag(parliament building).During the soviet advance red army soldiers had seen the aftermath of many nazi atrosities and in turn had inflicted many atrocities on german civilians but it was no where near as bad as what the nazis did. And although stalin was a totalitarian who violentley supressed religion he built up the countries industry and economy which was the only good thing he did but most Soviet leaders after him were much better. Although many people say the soviet union was an aggressive dictatorship but they have overlooked many american faults such as the legality of the Ku Klux Klan,supression of minorities,the red scare,invasions of Cambodia,Nicaraugua,Panama,El Salvador,Honduaras,Grenada,The Dominican republic,Iraq (all in the name of democracy)and numerous interventions eg Korea and vietnam which made those countries worse off,support for zionist israel and suplying weapons to osama bin laden and sadamm huesein. But enough of political bullshit. The soviet union during the cold war had the largest military and the second largest economy in the world.The first man in space was soviet.Although soviet citizens had less rights then the average american citizen healthcare was free and housing was more affordable.when political reformist Mikhail Gorbachev came to power he started to reform the economy(perestroika) and political system(demokratizatsiya) but hard line communists did not like these reforms resulting in the august coup.Although the coup was crushed the soviet union finally and peacefully split up(unlike Yugoslavia).
the Soviet Union and USA were equal evils both equally responsible for death,destruction and opression. Teacher:what have we learned today class? Students:Superpowers are gay
by dinner dog August 01, 2009
(noun)
The large area between the legs of a communist (or socialist) consisting of the collective of dick, balls (in females: clit, labia, pussyhole), grundle, asshole and the lower asscheeks. Although residing equally in each person, it is considered a public body for the purposes of insult or the site of potential sexual revolution.
The large area between the legs of a communist (or socialist) consisting of the collective of dick, balls (in females: clit, labia, pussyhole), grundle, asshole and the lower asscheeks. Although residing equally in each person, it is considered a public body for the purposes of insult or the site of potential sexual revolution.
1: Comrade! Share the pack of cigarettes with me, I'm strung!
2: Oh yeah? Serve my Soviet Union, urod, I need it!
1: Well, I hope it collapses, blyat!
2: ( ﾟДﾟ）
Beautiful devotchka, let's get to my flat and make Soviet Union together!
2: Oh yeah? Serve my Soviet Union, urod, I need it!
1: Well, I hope it collapses, blyat!
2: ( ﾟДﾟ）
Beautiful devotchka, let's get to my flat and make Soviet Union together!
by 4x7a175e December 26, 2019