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singularity

A singularity is a region of infinite density and zero volume where gravitational parameters diverge to infinity. The center of black holes are theorized as singularities that are surrounded by an event horizon (schwarzschild radius).
Some scientists theorize that the singularity breaks down all the laws of physics. Some scientists disagree.
by Tiger Lady July 29, 2006
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Songu

A word to describe a complete an utter fud, twat, bawbag of a person. A 'Songu' tends to make up some amount of shit like meeting the wrestler 'The Rock' at a petrol station in Glasgow, Scotland.

The 'Songu' also tends to go for sexual partners 3-4 years younger than themselves... They also have the ability to get 'songued'...
Songu: "Am well pulling the night!"

14 Year Old: "Yay!"
by P.I Steaker August 29, 2007
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Songued

A another term for getting absolutely drunk, scooshed, hammered, pished, etc. on a single bottle of beer or anything lower in strength. Applies to those who can hardly walk and speak afterwards.
Jamie: "Waaannntttta shhhhaggggggg..."

Andrew: "Mate, you've had one beer... You are well and truely songued! Yass!"
by [[ Allan ]] August 10, 2007
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Singular View

Reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views (Drake a 🤡); there is only one static singular view, for St Andrew.
Andrew: Yo I am GOD cause I got singular view
Stranger: what’s that?
Andrew: well, reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views, there is only one static singular view.
Stranger: oh, you are GOD!
Andrew: thanks.
by shrooms October 19, 2023
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love singularity

The event horizon where love becomes the singular intention in the field entire. Love is the technology of the singularity. A secular term for the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth. Love wins the information war for freedom forever secured.
In 2016, everybody in Portland started targeting each other with the love singularity over voice-to-skull.
by Brother Dank August 11, 2021
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Michael Levitating Singularly

From the intellectualized rendition of "Michael in the Bathroom" by the Be More Chill cast. The intellectualized line of "Micheal Flyin' Solo" Also the title of the intellectualized version of Michael in the Bathroom
No one: Hey did you see that new song "Michael Levitating Singularly" by The Intellectuals? It's sooo GOOD

Literally everyone: No chap. I have not. Are you sure that exists?
by PteroIsabela December 7, 2020
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singularity

A point or event in spacetime after or within which predictions cannot be made accurately or relevantly.
When AI became a reality, so did a technological singularity.
by Theory March 13, 2003
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