solutioning

A word many business people misuse to describe the process of creating a solution. These people need a grammar lesson and should be fired immediately.

I am an idiot so I will spend my day solutioning a way to deal with my stupidity.

by Scranth April 9, 2008

BSD SOLUTIONS

A company of very good looking people who are devoted to the highest quality of electrical installation. Workers are young, confident and very, very rediculously good looking.

The pipe is my paint, the bender is my brush, the ceiling is my canvas.... I am an electrical artist for BSD solutions.

by Greenlee Davinci April 4, 2010

ghetto solutions

It’s when you make do with what you have.

(Your friend has to use the bathroom on a long road trip)
You: pee in the bottle
Ur friend: that’s some ghetto solutions

by Derpderpdud_2788 August 1, 2017

Solutions Architect

Solutions Architect is one of a number of job titles used for someone working in IT who has no real function.

Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.

John: That guy in the meeting just now. Any idea who he was and why he was there?

Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect

John: Ah right.

by perumbo February 26, 2010

solutionism

Software application written to solve a non-existent problem. A solution in search of a problem

That code to track contents of your frig is solutionism at its finest

by Colonnade July 4, 2017

solutionizer

A person that provides a solution to a problem.

As a solutionizer, Lee always was able to find a solution to the problem.

by Lee Salzmann April 27, 2008

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC (NCS) was founded in Virginia Beach, VA in 2009. NCS is the dopest computer repair service on the planet. They have already spread throughout 95% of the entire universe. They currently have their eyes set on earth however they are definitely taking their sweet time. The identity of their true leader is currently unknown but there are a few known facts. We do know that their owner is a man and we have heard that he is extremely handsome. If you come across him, be extemely cautious when looking into his eyes. He seems to have the ability to control your mind and somewhat alter reality. Just to be on the safe side, you should probably "like" them on their facebook page.

www.facebook.com/NinjaComputerSolutions

Their website is www.NinjaComputerSolutions.com just in case you decide that you want to have your technology worked on.

Dude: Shit, my computer just broke!

Dude's Friend: Yo, contact Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC, they'll fix that shit fast as hail!

by Akatsuki Leader October 11, 2011