solitary confinement

1. When an occupant of a prison does something reckless or anything severe that is against prison regulations, he is put in solitary confinment. Solitary confinment puts prisoners in a small, dark cell with no windows or light for a period of time, without ANY contact to the outside world or any other part of the prison or prisoners.

1. Butch made another escape attempt yesterday and they put him in solitary confinment for 3 weeks.

by Chicken Butt October 6, 2003

Solitary bedcrumbing

The act of sitting on the end of a bed in a budget hotel chain consuming a low cost self-made meal from a corner shop whilst away alone on business. Eaten in a partial state of undress, due to an aborted attempt of getting changed after work, the meal, usually consisting of a loaf of bread and some processed cheese prepared by hand with no utensils, can be washed down with a bottle screw-cap wine whilst watching television followed by a savoury dessert, usually a whole tube of Pringles. After waking depressed in the morning, surrounded by food wrappers, food crumbs need brushing from your bed/face/body.

IT Contractor: This is so depressing, I could be out looking for a dubious lady (see pea-wet ), and this bread is stale.

TV: In news today, a missing cat reappeared after 30 days…

IT Contractor: Man, I’ve hit a low, and there are crumbs everywhere.

Next day:

Colleague: Good evening last night?

IT Contractor: Yeah, went out for a few drinks and made some new friends

IT Contactor (to self): Oh man, I was solitary bedcrumbing but can’t even admit it to myself, let alone anyone else.

by yourmaninthenorth September 4, 2009

Solitary Confinement

You searched up solitary.
Did you mean "School"?
Or "School"?
Did I mention "School"?

AJ: Hey, can I meet you at Solitary Confinement?
Jackal: Sure, bro! Are they serving the dog shit- I mean "Mac & Cheese" again?

by TrumpIsATramp November 27, 2020

Solitary Bad Santa

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.

There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.

by Hodeesen December 13, 2010

solitary moments

a state which a person prefers or wants to be alone

Ej is in the state of solitary moments, He wants to be left alone.

by lancelot_ej January 30, 2008

solitary confinement

Being stuck by yourself either by force or by your own volition. Heaven to introverts, and hell to extroverts.

My parents were going to my brother's band concert, so I was in solitary confinement for seven hours. IT WAS GREAT!

by ucluelet harbor December 22, 2008

Solitary Anilingus

When the sole and only sex act preformed is a rim job. No blowing or handjobs or anything, only one person eating out the others asshole then parting ways.

Guy:All she did was rim him, not hj or nothing?... So odd.

Dude:Yeah dude Solitary Anilingus

When the sole and only sex act preformed is a rim job. No blowing or handjobs or anything, only one person eating out the others asshole then parting ways.

by Dbbndbdbdr March 25, 2017