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Soggy Biscuits

(n) A game in which men race to ejaculate on a biscuit. The last one to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the "soggy biscuit".
"Dude, I can't believe I lost Soggy Biscuits yesterday. That was totally nasty."
"I know, man. That frat party was out of control."
by Rose Levinestein February 28, 2009
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soggy biscuit

A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.
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soggy biscuit

A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.
Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.
by duck face August 4, 2005
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soggy biscuit

A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.
Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003
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soggy biscuit

a game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his laod wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!
person:hey guys fancy a game of 'soggy biscuit'?
friends:no scott ur too fast!
by scott dornan April 3, 2003
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soggy biscuit

by Cooper Mcdonald April 4, 2016
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Soggy Biscuit

The game in which 3 or more men stand in a circle around a cookie, cracker, or some sort of snack item and jack off. The last person to orgasm is declared the loser and has to eat the cum covered item.
by A weirdo January 16, 2009
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