soggy grape

A miserable git

That Gabe is a soggy grape

by RProd May 31, 2018

Soggy groggy

When a grog covers your whole body with his shmegma than Proceeds to lick you dry when the shmegma turns into a green dense crust this is what will start a lengthy mating ritual that will end with fertilized grogma eggs, this process is similar to having a soggy Oreo when it’s been in milk too long.

The grog gave her a soggy groggy

by Grog fanfetish January 30, 2020

soggy garden

when the un-shaven vagina is particularly moist, it is thus called a soggy garden.

Person A: Dude, that chick had a soggy garden last night.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.

by Moist Flowers April 12, 2017

Soggy Grape

When someone is not playing along with the group or if they are being a downer on the party

“What’s wrong Gabe?”
“I just want to go somewhere else”
“Oh stop being such a soggy grape”

by RProd June 1, 2018

Soggy Grandma

Slang term for an anus.

1: Hey bro! I fucked your mom in the soggy grandma last night!
2: Hope you like AIDS, bro.

by Cruned February 5, 2023

Soggy Goobic

A man named Guzik or a personnel of Guiziks size ( 5’ 4” 200-300lbs ) lays on the ground with their shirt up/ stomach exposed. Meanwhile a group of 3 or more men race to ejaculate on the guzik tummy. Last one to spread their seed proceeds to lick it all off!

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DISCLAIMER* Soggy Goobic doesn’t always need 3 or more people!! Soggy Goobic is also a sex position when done with 2 men!

Hey guys would you like to play soggy goobic?

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Get over here I wanna give you a soggy goobic!

by the real Goobic April 13, 2024

soggy graham

A lump of poo left in the shower after someone tries to waffle-stomp and fail. It becomes flattened with the grate imprints…like the worst graham cracker ever.

My roommate keeps leaving soggy grahams in the shower. He needs to either waffle stomp better or not shit in the shower.

by Camp Teacher February 22, 2025