snortskies

cocaine or any snortable drug

Lets go pick up some snortskies for the party.

"Dude did you see Dylan leave the party in an ambulance?" Yea man, too much snortskies.

by OGKUSHKILLA September 25, 2013

Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 9, 2010

Sooskies

Shoes worn largely by homosexuals. A cross between ugg boots and slippers, Sooskies have risen to prominence in the homosexual community since early 2007.

'Cuthbo, those sooskies are so gay'

by RhysO July 21, 2007

softies

noun- any item of comfortable clothing made from a fabric soft to the touch; flannel, fur, silk, chenille, et al; worn around the house or to bed.

What a day, I'm tired. I'm getting my softies on.

by hugh jafro February 17, 2010

Mashing Softies

Lesbians having sex. Mashing their vaginas against each other.

Deb and Carol love mashing softies together.

by bstngrl June 24, 2009

sobeskies

a really awful slang word used by annoying chicks who want to unsuccessfully improve upon the word "sober"

girl 1: hey girl, i totally talked to mike yesterday!
girl 2: oh yea, were you drunk as shit?
girl 1: no! i was completely sobeskies!

by NeverSaySobeskies October 7, 2010

mushing softies

When two flaccid guys lie on top of each other penis to penis. The penises are therefore, "mushing."

I was trying to sleep and the next thing I knew my roommate was waking me up by mushing softies.

by The Base April 11, 2016