Much like the Cleveland Steamer, this act involves depositing fecal matter on another human being. The direct act of San Dusky Soft Serve is as follows: You want to break up with somebody, you wait till they're asleep. Then, you open their mouth and take a nice ice cream soft serve type shit right in it. Punch them in the head to wake them up then flee the scene.
Jimmy hated Miss.Bojingles, so he decided to leave her with a Sandusky Soft-Serve as a parting gift.
by Willsyss October 13, 2006
Get the Sandusky Soft-Serve mug.by Jimmy James P October 31, 2008
Get the Soft Serve mug.You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"
by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017
Get the The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve mug.It's when a bunch of Hispanic or Latino gang members from the South Coast shit in a pan or bowl, put a cherry on it, and make a white guy eat it. The name relates to the fact that there are lots of soft serve ice cream shops on the southcoast - Since most shit tends to be soft, the bowl of feces is meant to look like a chocolate ice cream sundae with a cherry on top. Whatever guy is beatdown, pawned or owned, then gets it "served" to them as the Coup De Grace. Made famous in the city of New Bedford, MA.
Seamus was disrespecting the crew, so we gave him a helping of SouthCoast Soft Serve, and now he doesn't talk shit anymore!
by Southie42 September 25, 2011
Get the SouthCoast Soft Serve mug.The art of unloading a steaming pile of loose stool onto the chest of your partner. Similar to other fecal sex acts such as the Cleveland steamer, the Japanese Soft Serve is distinguished by the decorative swirl at the top of the wet mound. Accomplished by means of a quick and succinct circular hip rotation with a strong finishing clench, more experience users are able to reproduce various intricate designs. Equated with the art of Bonsai trimming, many followers find a deep and zen-like connection to their art. An erotic delicacy in many Asian and South Asian cultures, the high fiber nature of the popular rice and grain based diet creates optimal conditions for the viscous discharge needed to consummate the dirty deed.
by ZeDairyFairy February 22, 2011
Get the Japanese Soft Serve mug.fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.
Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"
Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"
Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"
Friend: "Sucks to be you!"
Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"
Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"
Friend: "Sucks to be you!"
by introspectacle January 13, 2011
Get the soft-serve shits mug.A sexual act whereby one man expells his payload into the the behind of another man who has a poop "on deck." The man with the goodies in his rectum squats over the other man, who in turn pulls on this man's erect penis, mimicking the lever of a soft serve ice cream machine. The feces/semen mixture is released, just like a chocolate/vanilla soft serve ice cream! The act is concluded when both men yell, "Soft serve swirl, coming right up!"
by soft serve guy January 2, 2008
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