Socrates

Everyone thinks Socrates is the one of the smartest men to ever have lived, a genius among mortal men, but really he’s just an immATURE OVERLY EMOTIONAL MANIPULATIVE PIECE OF SKATA

Girl (me): Socrates I never should’ve dated you!! You were a mistake!

by howstheweather18 September 27, 2019

Socrates

Really hot boy from earlier today

Socrates is a TOTAL BABE

by Socrates is hot October 10, 2019

socrateasing

The act of teasing a girl by repeatedly asking "why?" after everything she says

Jimmy was socrateasing Amanda so much that she broke up with him.

by Eisop June 26, 2017

Socrates

pronounced so - crates (like crepes but with a "t")

definition : So crazy

PERSON 1: Did you hear about Barbara sleeping with Frank?
PERSON 2: OMG no, thats like socrates!!

by Bdon96 November 15, 2014

socrates

The noblest and the wisest and most just.

Socrates, I still wait for a philosopher king.

by Cagon September 24, 2005

Socrates

verb

to play the fool and then figuratively judo-flip someone in conversation, as Socrates frequently does in Plato's dialogues

The philosophy freshman tried to Socrates the professor, but just made himself look like a pretentious fucking idiot.

by a nouny moose March 29, 2021

Lantern of Socrates

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007