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Sock Rule 

The sock rule is used when having sex with the homies simular to no homo this automatically makes it not gay
Todd:Damn bro my dick is hard

Jesse:Don't worry bro I got you "gurgling"

Todd:Stop that's gay

Jesse:Don't worry I'm wearing socks its called the Sock Rule and also
No Homo

Todd:No Homo
Sock Rule by Mangomegamuncher April 25, 2025
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Sock rule addendum

As the true creator of the rule not like the imitators, i’d like to clear some things. First thing first wearing 1 sock doesn’t change anything it’s still gay, that’s the law. Second thing, all those who claim to be the true creator are wrong I created this rule back in 2013 as a joke with my friends. I posted it back in 2018 to stop people from claiming it and changing the rules. So remember keep those socks on unless you like cock! Love- no socks
Sock rule addendum. It’s gay if you’re not wearing socks. See Sock rule for further clarification.
Sock rule addendum by No socks November 9, 2021

the sock rule 

2 men having sex is not gay if they have their socks on. if they are off, it’s gay.
me and josh had a great time last night, it’s okay though i used the sock rule!
the sock rule by ayehcee August 22, 2019

double sock rule 

Wearing two pairs of socks cancels out the sock rule
Jayden- I’m wearing 2 pairs of socks so it definitely can’t cancel the sock rule

Abraham-awe your gay now it cancels it out that’s on the double Sock Rule
double sock rule by Crewstabber January 30, 2020

Gay Sock Rules 

1) When in the company of the same sex, having your socks off is considered homosexual.
2) Socks should be on at all times when in the company of the same sex to be considered heterosexual. No exceptions.
Person 1: Bro have you heard about the gay sock rules?

Person 2: Yeah man, I always wear socks when im around the guys. I’m not gay.
Gay Sock Rules by Adam/Eve/Steve January 16, 2019