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Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS)

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
by Nototerror June 17, 2020
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Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025
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Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.
Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.
by Annie July 1, 2005
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Sobsterbaiting

The rare occurrence when while buffing the banana, you’re suddenly overcome with emotions that you begin to cry.
Tim! Stop sobsterbaiting about the chick that ghosted you; SHE HAS BRACES!
by The Bearded Fatness August 12, 2019
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SOBSOBSOBSOSBSOBS

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person 2: dude are you ok
by Chia :) October 14, 2020
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SOBSD

Same Ol' Bull Shit Drama

Inspired by the Motley Crue song, Same Ol' Situation (S.O.S).

That same reoccurring drama that is always present; no matter how hard you try to get away, it always is there.
Joe had a great time on vacation, however, he knew he eventually had to return home to that SOBSD.
by theodibear December 31, 2009
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Sobsweet

Adj.

1.) Something that is so sweet it makes one sob.

2.) Accidentally typing "B" instead of "Space" when typing the phrase "so sweet".
"Did you see that adorable video of the wolf taking care of the kitten?"

"Yes, they were so precious! It was sobsweet."
by Silence Dog00d May 16, 2014
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