soap opera

a dumb and foolish way of tellin common folk that rich whores have bad lives.

soap operas are stupid. everyones has sex with everyone and everyone knows everyone somehow.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 18, 2005

soap opera

1)Any show that is watched between the hours of 10 am and 2pm that exists so that a woman can sit on a larg sofa, eat yogurt, lemon cookies, and icecream, relax. Typically are in a bad mood close to 3pm when they know the kids are coming home.
2) Any show that airs during the morning, early afternoon hours that is characterized by bad acting, a huge amount of airtime dedicated to crying, and bad lines that would never be said in real life.

' She was on the couch all day today..'
'yeah, it's those damn soap operas'

by Laety April 20, 2006

soap opera

A type of show that gets addicting overtime.

Soap opera:

Sarah: "Oh John, please don't leave me!"

John: " I'm so sorry Sarah, I love Katie more and my love for you is becoming weak. I'm sorry"

Sarah: *Sobs*

by CarlosX December 26, 2005

Soap opera

When you drop the soap and you best friend David rapes your asshole so badly that the noise you create can be compared to the holy noises of Christ's opera house

David gave me a hot steamy soap opera last night now we are not friends

by Rape master29382 October 26, 2018

soap opera

Something everyone would want to happen in his \ her life once in a while, but it never happens ...

Some soap operas are a lot worse than some brands of soap ...

by Silent Bastard August 16, 2011

Soap Opera Poop

The act of taking a dump so wide in diameter that a single tear slowly falls down onto your thigh.

Person 1: yo man, last night I took a soap opera poop!
Person 2: yo man, that's whack!

by SlyBerryBabe February 21, 2012

favorite soap opera

You are my favorite soap opera! This phrase is backhanded compliment to a friend with a dramatic lifestyle stressing their entertainment value.

Lisa B, you are my favorite soap opera!

by I, Wreckerrr June 4, 2021