Snow Patrol

When a park ranger finds the body from an avalanche and uses it for sexual gratification.

Had a proper "snow patrol" last night, can't believe the amount of snow I had to dig through.

by Mr. Rogers's snow man August 11, 2022

snow patrol

a gay mans mission to get as much spunk in one night as possible. can also be used for a cock hungry female.

julian: "oh my god i was so horny last night i went on a snow patrol!"

bruce:"oh you're such a dirty man whore"

cat: "i had sex with 5 blokes last night in th club"

sarah: "damn you were on one hell of a snow patrol!"

by hazmat man June 24, 2006

Snow Patrol

The shittest band in the history of the world who got famous by playing the shittiest 3 chord progressions ever written.

If you listen to Snow Patrol you are a douche.

by Necromancer666 March 18, 2009

snow patrol

a band formed in Scotland although all of its members are from N Ireland. Mainly listened to D4s from southern Dublin who don't know anything about music and who fail to see how almost all snow patrol songs are the exact same and don't go anywhere.

D41 Roysh loike Omg did u hear bout snow patrol's latest song?

D42 Omg I know, chasing cars. I love it, it reminds me of the merc my dad just bought yesterday and its so simple and goes no where so my small amount of intelligence can comprehend it.

by kl;' August 31, 2007

SNOW PATROLLED

When you're so off your face you can't even move or talk you are snow patrolled.
When you can't be moved however hard your friends try and onlookers ask if they should call an ambulance you are really fucking snow patrolled.

"She was so fucking snow patrolled we just had to leave her lying there. Don't suppose you had heard anything from her in the last few days?"

by Imogen and Hollie February 28, 2009

Snow patrol

Used to describe someone who’s grumpy or in a bad mood

T: hey have you talked to dad today?
A: yea he’s going snow patrol so probably stay away

by Tjsnipe November 22, 2020