Swordplay Duel

Flail your arms around wildly and hope you kill your opponent. Best game in Wii Sports Resort to speedrun by far.

Person 1: Woah, Count got a new record in Swordplay Duel!
Person 2: Isn’t that the sport where you just have a seizure with the Wii Remote?
Person 1: No, that’s Tennis.

by Lugia2468 July 6, 2020

Monkey Swordplay

A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth

Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.

by Ben Dover Hugh April 29, 2020

swordplay

This is when two men attempt to smite eachother mightily with their erect, swollen purple-headed members.
Also see sword fighting.

Avast, ye scurvy dog, engage me with your flesh-cutlass and prepare to be boarded!

by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight February 17, 2004

Scoreplay

Any non physical activity or investment utilized by men to ensure that the woman will be generous with her affections.

Apparently his attempt to scoreplay her with limousine, dinner, drinks and flowers was inadequate.

by Ofashea July 12, 2019

Snoozeplay

To engage in sexual activity with someone while they're still sleeping.

I woke up and she was sleeping in my arms, so I reached down into her panties and stuck my thumb in her butt! Bitch got snoozeplayed!

by Preston Thalindroma August 18, 2009

SwordPlay

2 or more males striking their penises against each other untill ejaculation

These dudes totally wanted to swordplay with me, but i was like, "no way bro's i'm not gay!!"

by James "Big Dog" Vann August 3, 2007

Sporeplay

The act of playing Spore as a means of foreplay

Before intercourse, the couple engaged in tantalizing sporeplay

by Liya the great March 4, 2009