Grumley Snort

Snorting fresh jizz in a line off of a table.

The big blond is so dirty she was even down for a Grumley snort

by Mr jawker December 19, 2016

Giggly bitch snort

When a white girl who thinks something is super funny starts laughing so hard she starts snorting like a pig

Makayla heard a funny dirty joke in class and started like a pig from all the laughter and then she giggly bitch snort

by Gigglybitch February 20, 2019

schenectady snort

This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....

Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!

by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007

giggle snort

To giggle and snort at the same time because of a joke.

Ella giggle snorted when I told her I was gay.

by j12345p February 11, 2013

wet snort

When a girl takes her high heel off and uses it to put all of a guys seamen in a line and then snorts it like cocaine

When Gerald finished cumming, his wife Hilda, got up, took off her heel, and did a wet snort off of the coffee table.

by Mr. Wetsnort July 7, 2019

snort

(V) To suck in coke up through your nose.

"Snort the sweet sweet nose candy."

by LarcLover October 21, 2003

Rip snort

v: When you rip a hard belly laugh so hard that you snort through your nose. The best ones are when you rip snort, causing someone else to crank a hard belly laugh leading to a rip snort. this can continue until someone farts or (best of all) shits her pants. Women are the best rip snorters for some unknown reason.

Matt: That was a massive rip snort.

Mike: I know, and I think your Mother just shit her pants.

by mcroson January 16, 2011