snews

When my dad sits on the couch to watch the news, but what he really wants is a nap.

Dad: I think I'm going to turn on the television and take a snews.

by backtango May 10, 2020

snews

Uneventful daily happenings. Boring enough to sleep through, or snooze.

Q: Hey what's up?

A: Same old snews.

by J-ME SAN January 8, 2009

Snew

The correct past tense of snow.
Blow - blew
Grow - grew
Snow - snew

It snew yesterday.

by Grey wall January 1, 2019

snew

Functioning as a noun and purportedly the past tense of "snow," the term was popularized by ufck.org poster jay. in February of 2006. Linguists speculate that the misuse might mirror the evolution of "irregardless" and imbed itself into popular lexicon.

Thankfully, it's not supposed to snow today because it sure snew a lot yesterday.

by ufck.org July 24, 2008

snew

past tense for the verb snow; to throw a shoe or have a shoe thrown at you

Man,it snew like 2' last night! Bitch, no you didn't just sit up here and snew me in the head with those stilletoes!

by Brandice February 25, 2003

Snew

adj. the coolest motherfucker in the world
or

an insult such as cum dumpster

i totally just made this up btw nbd

must be used like this-

"that snew gets it in bro"- positive
"oh fuck that snew"-negative

by Snew the Snipe January 2, 2011

Snew

In referance to sperm.

And then he got his snew all over my face!

by YourNightmare December 26, 2007