Snatchatera

The vaginia of an attractive young lady that is far less attractive than she is. A Snatchatera can be shaved with nics, cuts, or rashes. It can be hairy like a beavers asshole and hide a young ladies actual genetiala. There are many varitaions of the Snatchatera but none of them are good. Sometimes smell can be the culprit of snatchatera, as well as beef flaps, or just a general lack of upkeep. Nevertheless Snatchatera is no fun.

I brought home Jenna the other night and she's got total Snatchatera going on in the pantilones. Really I almost blew chunks when she made me go downtown julie brown.

by dirty mcnasty June 4, 2010

snatchlatch

A patented security device that prevents illegal entry to trailers and shipping containers.

SnatchLatch is smart protection used to provide security for the lock and hasp by anyone who uses a cargo trailer or shipping container to haul or store valuables.

by Best Rear Defense August 18, 2009

Snatchlatching

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

I totally want to get with that guy and Julia is totally snatchlatching me!

by Shagthefab May 24, 2013

snatchuration point

The point in time at which a man decides that no matter how fair the face, how lilting the laugh, nor how sweet the pussy, he can no longer endure a woman's bullshit and kicks her to the curb.

Will: "Me & my old lady really got into it last night. I keep telling her I'll get to it when I get to it, but she just won't listen."
Joe: "Well, at least you've got the make-up sex to look forward to."
Will: "Nah. I'm over her, man -- finally reached my snatchuration point. I'm changing the locks as soon as I get home."

by s0ks1iff3r December 13, 2013

Snatchula

A spatula used to remove a dirty cunt off of leather seats.
A pussy spatula to remove sticky pussy from surfaces.

wow, that woman looks like she really needs a snatchula.

Dude, your new side piece looks like she needs a snatchula stat.

Calling all dirty cunts get your snatchulas here! For the low low price of a blowjob!

by CavemanVTC10 May 6, 2019