Snarf

Noun. Any sort of tube filled with scented dryer sheets, that marijuana smoke is exhaled through, to cover up the weed smell. The most basic type is a cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels with 4-8 dryer sheets balled up inside, and one end partially blocked so the sheets don't blow out the end.
Hey, if we're gonna smoke this shit in my dorm, we better make a snarf so when my roomie comes back, he won't smell it and narc on us!
by Pyrologik June 03, 2005
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Someone with a twisted shark nose
Dude she has a total Snarf
by Oldmanbuckets April 12, 2020
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(n.) (1). Invalid humor syntax (2). a joke lacking tact that has missed a target audience
(3). a practical joke of any caliber (4). Sarcasm
(v.) (1). To insult ones' insult (2). To make fun or be made fun of (3). To engage in practical jokes.
(a.) (1). unfunny (2). Sarcastic
Snarfing, Snarfed, Snarf, Snarfer.
I missed your toilet seat,

like you miss your ex?

Snarf.
by TheProfessor420 October 27, 2012
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-noun
1. the sound a bloodhound makes when tracking human beings by scent. Bloodhounds have the famed ability to track human scents over great distances.

-verb
2. when a single man or woman is on the prowl for a suitable mate, to either party with or engage in sex.

3. snarfing,
- on the prowl, tracking the scent of hotties

4. snarf up,
- the act of finding hotties and throwing your game at them in order to impress them.

5. an evolution of the original word snarf (word of the day on May 25, 2005) which meant "to pilfer, to take something that one perceives as off-limits."
- The current definition has a positive connotation.
Dude, did you see that hottie that Ben is dancing with?
Yeah! He totally snarfed her up from the bar next door!

How does she always find these super cute guys?
Well, you know she's a professional snarfer.

Gentlemen, activate your snarfers. We're going to snarf up some hotties tonight.

Snarf, snarf!
by Bloodhound123 May 26, 2010
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Generally refering to any activities involving farting in the bathtub and/or shower.
Dan loves to snarf in the bath with Kimberly
by The Greg June 22, 2004
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The act of sneezing so hard that you fart with great pain.
That pepper made me snarf so hard, i thought my colon was going to fall out.
by Jack Bequick November 10, 2009
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To Snarf some one:
To step into a random or non random persons face and while doing this you shout the word,"snarf!"
If the individual jumps or is frightened by your "snarf" you have accomplished.
or it can be used as a replacement word.
" Hey, guys lets go snarf this little clown."
"oh yeah, man do it. it'll be funny"
"snarf!"
"hahahahaha, what a girl you snarfed him so bad"

or

"What the snarf!?"
"maaan i snarfed your mom last night, i was dissapointed."
by Mathew Rose January 25, 2008
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