snarf

to pilfer, to take something that one perceives as off-limits, especially as related to food or beverage consumption.

I totally snarfed those cookies you left on the table.

by tad December 23, 2004

snarf

a person who gets off smelling bicycle seats

"hey joe...look at that snarf sniffing my bicycle seat. haha...i fatred a nasty wet one before i got off my bike."

by super man's sister October 6, 2009

Snarf

Leetle ugly doggy

That dog is totally a Snarf

by Snarf Is Jesus January 31, 2019

snarf

When you sneeze so hard you puke

Dude, I snarfed all over her at the party

by mattreedfan69 December 14, 2019

SNARF

Gimpy little coward who always hides behind Lion-O whenever trouble brews.

Someone who always melts when a fight breaks out and runs for the nearest fire exit.

"Did you see Darren shit it last night when it kicked off? He was a proper Snarf."

by BAG OF DICKS October 27, 2014

snarf

a man who sniffs women's bicycle seats on humid days.

"...you are a snarf."

by j.a.r July 12, 2006

snarf

American slang of the 1920's and 30's referring to someone who draws pleasure from sniffing the seats of girls' bicycles.

Bertha wouldn't roll hoops with Calvin as she considered him a snarf of the worst sort.

by xopher.tm May 27, 2005