salibate

Using the saliva to masturbate esp. when enticed by rich or decadent food items.

When Fatam saw that the paczki were filled with fudge and butter, he began to salibate vigorously.

by Maxpower929 September 7, 2016

sailboaters

blow-boaters, the worst kind of boaters humanly possible, make boating suck

We are sailboaters, so therefore we have to make sure there is enough blowing going on on our boat.

by blahxxblahxxblah 321456987 January 26, 2008

Snailternity

The concept of dropping a snail into a time-vortex in which the snail is forced to snail across all of time and space. More specifically, the concept of how mind-numbingly slow that process would be compared to say, Usain Bolt running across all of time and space. In other words, a really long, long, long time.

Carla: Wasn't Michael supposed to be here already? He said ten minutes tops.
Alec: Yeah, but Michael operates on a different time system. He takes a snailternity to get to places.

by navidad May 13, 2014

snailpaper

(n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours

"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."

-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009

by PRwiz101 November 21, 2009

Sailboater

A person who embraces the sailboat lifestyle. One who acts better than everyone else, by driving European cars or not waving to no one except people who have sailboats.

Because Norbert likes to sail all day and drive his volvo and never wave to people and act rude and snobby he is considered a Sailboater.

Norbert loves to go sailing and think nothing but of himself.

Branson is from Nantucket, it is the land of Sailboaters.

Boston is a safe haven for Sailboaters, but filled with many assholes. Because they sail.

by Kevin Baines March 14, 2006

snailmate

A snailmate is reached when two parties continue negotiations but without any visible signs of progress whatsoever.

Washington Democrats and Republicans have again reached a snailmate in congressional budget negotiations.

by Lefty Juggler October 6, 2012

Snailbaker

The kid who has discalcula and is bad at video games

Damn nigga this nerd 's last name is snailbaker

by Mr.Kaylor March 14, 2019