Dean: “Yeah dude, she blue-balled me last night.”
Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”
Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”
Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”
Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”
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Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"
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Smurf, or to be Smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. An example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )
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Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!
by mike October 14, 2003
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by kevin forever May 28, 2006
Get the Smurfed mug.The forensics report came back, and it doesn't look pretty... Apparently her pimp smoked too much PCP and smurfed the poor bitch to death.
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